Ok, I lied. I don't intend on updating this thing. I just want to post whatever I want, whenever I want, as much or as little as I want. :)
Sometimes I wonder, how on Earth will the Lord one day make me a wife and mother? I'm sooo not domesticated. At all. I try now as a granddaughter and the only woman in the house (kind of), and I fail miserably. I can't cook, I can't bake, I can't fold fitted sheets (or tablecloths apparently), I don't like doing laundry, I can't stand Martha Stewart, I get frustrated with a 76 year old man asking me to do things for him CONSTANTLY, and the beat goes on. I CAN clean though. So what does that say about me? I'd make a great maid?? I'm not bummed about it really, I just don't know how I'll ever be able to manage a soccer mom lifestyle. Seriously, me? A soccer mom? Now, THAT's a scary thought. Like, when do these maternal instincts kick in? They must be buried somewhere beneath my cold, cold exterior.
Fortunately, I have plenty of time to worry about it because this oven isn't doing ANY baking for a loooooooong time. I'm still in the phase where I love playing with babies for a short period of time and also love that when they start screeching, I can hand them back to their mommies and daddies. I like this phase. I'll be here for awhile.
